My New Girlfriend | Jenny Lewis
My New Girlfriend is our internet girlfriend of the moment. We kindly ask our girlfriends to please not break up with us as this is a long-term commitment and not just a one-time fling.
I’ve been listening to Jenny Lewis’ OLD album for a good two weeks now. She’s our girlfriend right now because
1. she sings good.
2. she’s from the Valley (hey that’s where we’re from!).
3. She sings about being from the Valley in her songs.
That is enough to be our girlfriend.