• Best Possible Story Plots for Kill Bill Vol. 3

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    Quentin Tarantino has just announced that there would be a Kill Bill Vol. 3 in the future and that he wants it to take place 10 years after the first two movies. This sort of claim could very well end up as an empty promise, but it’s enough to get Tarantino fanboys wet in the panties. If I remember correctly, Tarantino resolved all/most of everyone’s story arcs in the first two films by death or loss of limbs via Beatrix Kiddo. But anything is possible when the lives of the characters are forever tangled in revenge.

    In the spirit of the hype, we speculated on possible plot points for Volume 3.

    1. B.B. gets captured/kidnapped.

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    This would probably be the most obvious plot to go with. We all know The Bride “overreacts” when she’s beaten at her wedding, shot in the head, shot with rock salt, raped in the hospital while she lay comatose, and/or buried alive. Throughout the whole movie, Kiddo let her blind rage control her actions on the road to killing Bill, completely oblivious to the fact that her daughter was still alive. If she’s willing to go as far as she did for simple revenge, I’m afraid to see what lengths she would go when someone close to her is taken.

    2. Vernita Green’s daughter, Nikki, wants revenge

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    Vernita Green, played by Vivica Fox, engaged in a rowdy living room brawl with The Bride until it was interrupted by 4-year-old Nikki arriving back from school. They eventually settle down over a cup of coffee in the kitchen and agree to a knife fight in the middle of the night after Vernita Green’s pleas for mercy are denied. Alas, this knife fight would never be as Green attempts and misses with her cereal box gunshot. Kiddo returns with a knife in the chest, unknowingly in front of Nikki. Kiddo offers the girl a kill-me-when-you’re-ready-for-free card. Wouldn’t it be crazy for this plot to come full circle by concluding with the most awesomest middle-of-the-night knife fight in the park that we’ve ever seen?

    3. Sofie Fatale returns with the Crazy 88’s

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    Sofie Fatale, played by Julie Dreyfus, was O-ren Ishii’s (Lucy Liu) right hand chick, who also happened to have her left arm chopped off by Beatrix. Much of the same fate fell upon the Crazy 88’s, O-ren Ishii’s army gang. Well the Sofie Fatale + Crazy 88 revenge would have to rely on some advanced prosthetic limb program, where all of Kiddo’s victims would be fitted with replacement body parts, Star Wars style. I’m also imagining Sofie Fatale evolving into some type of weapons specialist instead of her usual phone-yapping skills.

    4. Hatori Hanzo asks Beatrix for help

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    Hatori Hanzo, Beatrix’s underground famed sword-maker, decides that he needs major back-up. He got into some sh*t with this dictator-bully who is hoarding all of the village’s resources for himself. None of his other sword-fighter contacts are available or they were killed doing Hanzo a solid. Beatrix decides to not get involved until something that belongs to her is at stake (i.e. BB getting kidnapped?!?!)

    5. Pai Mei Returns from the Dead and Becomes Super-Religious

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    You thought he was dead! But he’s not, he somehow directed the chi in his system and prevented the poison that was fed to him by Elle Driver from killing him. He heard about Kiddo killing a million people and decided that was wrong of her. He tries to inform her of the error of her ways, just before she gets back into the mix. She doesn’t like his advice, and he fights her to make his point, killing her in the process. And now he has a moral dilemma.

    6. Elle Driver Can’t See But She Can Kill!

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    Elle Driver, whose blind fate was left with a Black Mamba inside of Budd’s trailer, would also need some crazy prosthetic procedure to exact her revenge. Maybe instead of regular eyes, she can only have heat-seeking aparatuses that give her the advantage in the dark, like what Vin Diesel had in the Chronicles of Riddick. OR she becomes a superhuman martial arts master where she doesn’t need sight to fight her opponents. Kiddo VS. The Blind Girl!!! Doesn’t it make you wonder who you would cheer for?

    7. Bill is not really dead.

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    I don’t see how this is logically possible in the film, or logistically possible in real life. Too soon? :(

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    Comments ( 10 )

    It could be like Kill Bill: The Next Generation.
    B.B. Kiddo vs. Nikki Green vs. Hattori Hanzo Jr. vs. Screech (who never graduated)

    Owen JavellanaNo Gravatar added these pithy words on Oct 02 09 at 11:42 am
    HAHAHAHAHA Kill Bill: The New Class, Kill Bill Turbo, Kill Bill Universe. Possibilities are endless.

    casanovaruffinNo Gravatar added these pithy words on Oct 02 09 at 11:44 am
    i heard somewhere that number 2 theory (no pun) was what Mr. Tarantino was going with. it seems the most plausible. I’m sorry but as this list went on, the idea’s just got more implausible. Sophie is not really a hands on baddie, and no one is returning from the dead. As much as I mourn David Carradine’s passing. It can’t happen. :( I’m sorry.

    kill bill fanNo Gravatar added these pithy words on Feb 08 10 at 6:36 am
    I think you’ve ruled out that revenge can make anything…PLAUSIBLE.

    casanovaruffinNo Gravatar added these pithy words on Feb 08 10 at 8:08 am
    If he does make a third would it be called Kill Bill 3, cause Bill is dead and so it wouldn’t involve him.

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    Number 2 is my favorite. That little girl has that evil thing in hr eyes. We’ll be hearing from her.

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    These movies are so crazy and cool. They will never get old. If you don’t love Tarantino you’re crazy!

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