Evangeline Lilly, Kate from Lost, has a Phone Sex Ad
If I were to describe my current mood right now, it would be miffed. I spent about 5 hours last night trying to catch the season premiere of Lost online. I don’t own a television set and, so far, it has served me well. Heck, I saw Obama’s inauguration speech on the interwebs. Surely, Lost would be no problem.
But because of my shoddy internet connection, the video was stuttering more than a speech impediment. With some steady determination and after delivering an AT&T representative a few choice words, I successfully viewed LA X part 1. When I tried watching part 2, it was the same story all over again. I decided that it wasn’t worth it and forces beyond my control did not want me to have a pleasant evening to watch my Lost in peace.
Instead, I decided to indulge in some showbiz news, and I found this: Evangeline Lilly, Kate from “Lost,” in a phone sex ad! And boy does she have blue balls for some hot steamy phone conversation with local singles. Suffice it to say that my mood went from “miffed” to “indifferent.” Kate just does that for me.
It’s a shame that her and Matthew Fox aren’t returning to television after Lost. If she ever runs out of her “Lost” money, or what I like to call, “Dharma Dollars,” she could always use the “local singles” industry as a back up.
As much as I enjoyed this ad, it doesn’t beat Tina Fey’s sex ad as “Bijou”:
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