• How Hood is This?


    All it needs is Mr. Rogers ending with a breaker pose.

    USA! USA! USA!


    That is all.

    Crimes Against Humanity: The Condom of Teeth


    The featured product of the week goes to this thing: the dick-biting condom that is supposed to be a deterrent to rape. It’s called the Rape Axe and I don’t know what to say besides the fact that I can’t stop crossing my legs right now. I guess I’ll tell you what it does. If you decide to go into the rape business or if you have a really messed up girlfriend, then you want to stay away from the Rape Axe. It’s got little teeth that clamps on to your peter. You can’t pee or walk after this happens and you need a doctor to remove it. It’s also very painful.

    So gentlemen, please treat your woman OR your one night stand with respect if you don’t want a visit by the Rape Axe.


    I Approve of Toy Story 3


    Happy Laker Day Parade Everyone.

    But now that that’s old news, I implore you to go watch Toy Story 3. They lay on the nostalgia thick and spare no expense at tugging at your heart strings. What did we ever do to you, Pixar? What did we ever do to you?

    Tonight’s the Finals


    It’s crazy how much you just want the day to go by when there’s a championship on the line somewhere out there.

    Go Lakers!

    Check out this CRAZY beatboxer

    Mad beats yo!

    Zach Zach Zach!!!

    I just want to say that my full support is behind this guy.

    Fast backward in time

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