Super Sexy CPR
A Canadian CPR awareness company is helping raise money by selling some lingerie. Wait, that’s not right. A Canadian lingerie company is selling lingerie through CPR awareness. There we go, and consider yourself more aware next time you have to give CPR in your “knickers.”
While we’re on the subject, if you ever have to give CPR, make sure you have consent from the person your giving CPR to, or else they can totally sue. I’m not kidding.
Rihanna Moonwalk Fail
Please please please Ri-ri, stick to ponning da replay.
Who told you that moonwalking in heels is physically possible? You might as well have tried to drink a gallon of milk on stage under an hour.
Master of Yo-Yo Trickery
Has anyone heard of this guy, Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser? He has successfully talked six different TV stations into exhibiting his yo-yo skills. Except, he doesn’t have any skills to speak of. That’s six times he’s done this and at least six different news anchors who have to explain the embarrassment.
You’re an evil man, K-Strass.
Party Down is the show to watch if you wanna be cool
So you know that show, Entourage? Where a bunch of slightly good looking guys always seem to get what they want no matter what happens? Well, this show is the Anti Entourage. A show where all those hopes and dreams don’t always pan out. Oh, and the show is funny as hell.
The show follows the adventures of a Los Angeles catering company by the name of Party Down. We meet Henry (played to perfection by Adam Scott), a former actor that has abandoned his dreams and has decided to start work as a caterer. Unfortunately for him the crew is filled with a bunch of aspiring actors, actresses, writers and comedians all still looking to be the next big thing. While Henry had a dream, these people have delusions.
All this sounds a little depressing, and it kind of is, but the show knows how to be hilarious with what it has. The show takes these characters and puts them in a new situation every week. Every episode they cater a new party and meet and interact with a new set of characters. One week they will cater a very suppressed suburban backyard bbq and the next week they will work a young Republicans gala.
Conan Performing for Google
Google gets an awesome Cinco De Mayo.
Will Farrell Gets Booted from a Minor League Baseball Game
Billy Ray “Rojo” Johnson (Will Farrell), while enjoying a few sips of his domestic beer, pitches for the Round Rock Express against the Nashville Sounds. He pitches too close and then the cowardly chase begins. Will Farrell running from anything is funny in itself, as evident in movies like Old School or Talladega Nights.
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
To celebrate today, you get the Machete trailer FTW!
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