Five Inventions That Make Me Want To Punch A Baby*
WORDS BY JessCe
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I love technology. I check my email compulsively and if my Ipod ceased to be I would most likely have an emotional breakdown but some inventions just make me angry.
One: Pajama jeans
They’re pajamas. They’re jeans. But why? Not going to lie here I will judge you if you leave your house in pajamas. So now there are these beauties, which are stretchy jersey yoga pant hybrids…things that look like jeans. So go ahead, eat that extra piece of cake because if you can’t fit into your jeans there are always pajama jeans.
Two: The Snuggie
Congratulations, you’re a loser. If you are seriously so cold that you cannot imagine revealing your arms to the elements of your living room, then move south. Also if you can’t figure out how to do simple tasks without becoming hopelessly tangled in a blanket, then maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to leave the house in the first place.
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