Five Gestures That Only Work on Film
WORDS BY OWEN JAVELLANA
It’s been said that “Life imitates art.” It should also be added that, in some cases, imitating art can get you slapped, shunned, or possibly court martialed. Think twice before trying these textbook movie gestures in your everyday life.
The “This is For Your Own Good” Punch
Sometimes, friends don’t let friends join the climatic battle of a movie. Especially when it’s “too dangerous” for a minor character like him. The solution? One swift punch while he’s distracted should knock him unconscious for the exact amount of time you need to complete your heroic sacrifice.
Often Preceded By: You somberly saying “Sorry,” and your friend gullibly taking the bait by saying “Sorry for what?” and you springing the trap by saying “FOR THIS.”
Often Followed By: Him waking up in time to see you save the day and to forgive you for the concussion.
Fast backward in time
