Top Ten Ways The World Could End
WORDS BY OWEN JAVELLANA
In these dark times of recession, war, global warming, and a Jonas Brothers TV series, it’s easy to feel that the world is on a Lindsay Lohan-esque downward spiral. But when the glass seems half empty, remember: it could always be worse. Here are scenarios of how it could all hit the fan, on a global scale.
10. Natural Disasters
Pretty self-explanatory. But everyone always thinks of the obvious ones. Earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis… no one’s watching out for the underdog natural disasters. Like fog. I’d rather enjoy that, actually. It would be like apocalypse via minor inconvenience. It’s less jarring that way.
Fast backward in time